what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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