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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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