Christians are straight up FREAKS
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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