ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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