I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We are two peas in an std pod
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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