She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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