it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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