You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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