I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish i was in the wii world.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Your topless pictures make me question reality
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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