Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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