Someone shit on the floor
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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