doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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