I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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