ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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