i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Mom said you looked used
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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