Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
His nipple licking is glorious
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