you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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