He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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