I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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