No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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