i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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