this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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