no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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