she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Randomize
