Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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