so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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