Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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