i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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