is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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