I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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