I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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