i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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