the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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