But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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