If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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