so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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