hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.