Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week