been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.