i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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