The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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