Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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