His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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