After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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