I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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