I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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