I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
