He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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