i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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