idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We had sex on a dog bed..
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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