I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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