plz talk dirty to me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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