He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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