I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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