yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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