Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?