It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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