all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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