K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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