so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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