we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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