The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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